Buy an old car

I’m driving my crv until the wheels fall off and then I’m gluing them back on

I’ve been wanting to do this since 2013

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in CD ROM

Just the fact that he needed to talk to him is a problem enough. I was raised with the understanding that they were the same person.

They’re required to function in society

People aren’t burning enough buildings down

What? How do I shuffle a six terabyte external hard drive?

Camel crush menthol and whatever the cheapest beer is

This is why I only drink the six foot tall monster screw top cans. I’m so much healthier than those red bull peons.

I just now noticed the monkey’s paw

People need a kit to make a pyramid out of Lego?

Good

I hate corporate Memphis as well, but I do not get the meme.

You won’t even acknowledge the argument

I’ve always been a fan of gopher, so I like that. I don’t see much that i2p offers that this doesn’t though.

Poor baby Sony can’t defend itself

People immediately gave up and accepted their ass fucking because it’s convient

We need to fix this

The Luddites have discovered other forms of technology.