The name of my sword? It’s “go fuck yourself”.
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db2@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I never understood what it was people did on Twitter. I understand it even less now that it is X.
9·12 hours agoOn Twitter Twits Tweeted Twats
On Xitter Xits are Xitting Xats
(The X is pronounced sh like ship)
db2@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How do you even satisfy Bill fucking Clinton?
16·19 hours agoYou’re assuming Bill had anything good to say about the technique used.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Power Companies Are Using AI To Build Nuclear Power PlantsEnglish
13·20 hours agoJust a moment, have to fly this helicopter directly over a giant glowing hole, AI says it’s safe.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine.
24·22 hours agoIf you’re homeless just buy a house.
db2@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Stop stressing my GPU and start hiring artists
83·1 day agoWhy do that when I can just ask Sora to make it for me? Then I don’t have to engage my brain at all!
db2@lemmy.worldto
Android@lemdro.id•Google rolls out Pixel Phone app Call RecordingEnglish
11·1 day agoYou have to download some “audio files” first
These must be the ones that announce to the other party that call recording has started. Do you think they check the file checksums or could they be replaced with blank audio?
Go pray to your orange pedophile god, twerp.
Deleting the repo was kind of a dick move to the users though. I wonder if there’s more to it or if it’s what it looks like.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - NeowinEnglish
4·2 days agoThey had iterations already, like 22h2 or whatever.
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Android@lemmy.world•Resolved: Unable to access PlayStore and Weather won't update either - both claim to have no internet connectionEnglish
1·2 days agoIt’s because when it’s on you’re using their DNS servers, right now Google’s IP is cached so it still resolves. Provably if you restarted the device it would stop loading again.
db2@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - NeowinEnglish
856·2 days agoRemember, they said Windows 10 was the last version you’d need. The last version.
In a country full of people that get a chub at the thought of litigation why hasn’t this angle been pursued?
Execute. Live by the sword, die by it.
Hope they kept receipts. Name the fuckers.
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Android@lemmy.world•Resolved: Unable to access PlayStore and Weather won't update either - both claim to have no internet connectionEnglish
4·2 days agoIs it an ad blocker or an actual VPN?
db2@lemmy.worldto
Android@lemmy.world•Resolved: Unable to access PlayStore and Weather won't update either - both claim to have no internet connectionEnglish
11·2 days agoTurn off your vpn
db2@lemmy.worldto
Not the Onion@civilloquy.com•Romans learnt shipbuilding from Malays? Malaysian academia’s integrity in question after claimEnglish
1·2 days agoLeast crazy claim made publicly this year. The bar was super low though.
db2@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL That Supporting Third-Party Candidates in the US makes me MAGA.
3·2 days agoThe system isn’t set up for your vote to count. If it were ranked voting then voting 3rd party would be awesome because there would actually be fair elections. What we have now is worse than what a 3rd grader would come up with.








First, while it’s funny af it’s probably not real. They were probably, to use the parlance of the time, making fun of the removed. Yes, both of them.
Second, probably but who cares at this point. Given all the suffering he’s caused others his suffering is like a decadent dessert. Fuck that guy.