honestly the best part about working at a supermarket was delivery day when i could weave through the maze of pallets and sleep on the paper towels behind everything like a fort. i sure as fuck aren’t going to report anyone shoplifting food.

my so called life always <3

adventures in the magic kingdom and yo noid

he’ll be the first kennedy lynched in massachusetts

boop to unlock

love how these means we’ll be getting two critical role series a year with mighty nein coming in the fall/winter :)

girls only want one thing

remember if you see someone shoplifting food no the fuck you didnt

continuing to up the hardware requirements and pricing people out of the market to satisfy features nobody cares about. brilliant strategy.

gotta go with the 3.1 theme honestly since windows 3.1 was superior.

gotta leave the key in the tower too so i could pretend to start it and drive it as a kid using my dads computer.

cool they did this on the same day they backed the us genocide in iran

ok but rock against bush went so hard too

just got a new laptop and wanted to boot into windows once so i could make sure bitlocker was off and i had to go through 15 minutes of clicking decline on upsells for 365 vs clicking on install linux mint from the live usb and being yes install

fuck the entertainment industry

i crushed on billie in the 90s i crushed on him in the 2000s i crushed on him in the 2010s you can bet your ass i’ll crush on him now

him and paul rudd

very good bomb is also happy gilmore 2

jester is my favourite critical role character <3

why bet on polymarket when you can just invest in kleenex and ky jelly due to the neocons and chicken hawks crawling out from under the rocks these next few weeks?