I love when the front of the label has a big sticker saying “No HFCS!” and then you read the back and regular corn syrup is the first ingredient and it’s 50% sugar by weight

She’s an idiot but that guidance is not universal :( I have UC and I do fine with bacon

Idk, I have UC and the things she mentioned are fine for me. I struggle with scratchy fibrous foods: whole grains, seeds, fruit skins, raw veggies. I don’t have an issue with bacon or fat in general.

“Alice Pleasant” is an incredibly English name for a regional government relations employee.

Relevant gif I created :3

https://i.giphy.com/media/Nxa76QSQaeZ9F7fFax/giphy.mp4

Tho giphy kinda murdered the framerate

He’s also the origin of Tzar, living on as dictators in Eastern Europe and the US.

I may not know where or what, but I know that it is loud

I maybe have enough clothes for 3 loads of laundry

I genuinely thought they just slid a credit card through a crack in the case

See also: “Good job, sport!”

I liked using this after my ex called me daddy lol, got a good laugh out of both of us

And the UK is that awkward member that left the polycule but still lives in the house

This is definitely what this ad is for and I kind of resent seeing it now.

All of mine are currently full of raspberries, so it pays off!

Probably because showing your email regex publicly is a great way to get 1000 messages about obscure edge cases you’re not handling 😛

It sounds specifically designed to replicate the viral Iowa video.

Sony patents game console with embedded credit card skimmer, with child-friendly features

I still see it a lot on baked goods trying to market themselves as “premium”, I think mostly just because it’s different than the run of the mill plastic.

Jesus, I don’t care what it does to the image quality, I just don’t ever want 4 lenses on the back of my phone

As long as Castro is brought into federal custody in Minnesota, he will also face state charges. He only nearly dodged them because he was in Texas.

You guys are getting pie!?