That was just sparkling debauchery

It goes like this the bzzzt you learn
The minor smoke, the major burn

I’d argue at this point it doesn’t matter which was first because the cycle feeds itself

I’m pretty sure it’s 19 weeks, 71 seconds

Unplug it for fifteen or more minutes to reset shit, then plug it in at exactly noon or midnight

I experienced this in finance, tech, law, and food service (that chef would not shut up about maillard bullshit)

I don’t feel ants crawling all over me now at all

mash them?

maybe he pooped before he went transporting and that’s why he wasn’t leaving transporter logs behind

a haiku is written typically in 3 lines, with the first and last having 5 syllables and the middle having 7. Something about themes is important probably, but for me the joy is in seeing how much and how vivid expression you can fit into 17 syllables.

You are absolutely right. That is an emoticon of a goat. As an apology, please enjoy this emoticon of a seahorse
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? have you never been to an aquarium? they have delicious looking fish.

count the syllables

Haven’t you heard about the bucket of tolerance? If you don’t pull racists down to the bottom of the bucket, how will you ever get out?

I dunno, I always get hungry for seafood after visiting the aquarium

How much for molly tho

I always preferred canelloni to lasagna anyways

How do you cook chicken that is all bones

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Ooo, one syllable off